1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,006 - Charge belongs! In the wall! - Free the charge! Free us all! 2 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,799 A huge turnout today at the offices 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,468 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,637 as she attempts to make Chargeria history. 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:16,349 And this just in: Phone chargers are very important, 6 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,893 so never, never steal them. 7 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,438 We're ready to launch the device. 8 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,106 Do we have eyes on my brother? 9 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,025 - No, ma'am. - Then we're not ready. 10 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,448 Come on, Morty. 11 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,491 Wait! Remember! 12 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,910 - If you borrow his phone charger... - I know. 13 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,621 it's really important you give it back! 14 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,541 Even if you think he wasn't using it! 15 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,343 I'm alone. 16 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,763 I was, too. That's how I like it. 17 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,560 Come, if you wanna eat. 18 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,822 Saw you on the news. 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,075 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal. 20 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,118 By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty? 21 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,330 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse. 22 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,707 I didn't put my life's work on hold 23 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,375 to sit here talking to you about chili. 24 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,879 He always said the secret ingredient is patience. 25 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,632 Morty, it is time to go! 26 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,467 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world, 27 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,403 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen 28 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,595 pouring her bedtime wine! 29 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,430 There's nothing for me back there! 30 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,474 - Go without me. - That's not how it works, Morty! 31 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:42,644 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn 40 in here! 32 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,314 What choice do I have? 33 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,108 We always had choices. 34 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,484 Take some ownership. 35 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:55,073 We're ready. Start the launch. 36 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,408 God have mercy on our souls. 37 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:02,038 Five, four, three, two, one. 38 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,289 Launch. 39 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,798 It's charging! 40 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:13,341 Charging in the air! 41 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,427 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete! 42 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,138 No more cords! 43 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,933 It's working! 44 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,227 A contact less electrical grid! 45 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,813 That means no chargers, you old bitch! 46 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,649 I win! The matrix is obsolete! 47 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,613 What the hell? 48 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,365 Oh, shit. How long was I out? 49 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:40,243 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick! 50 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:43,037 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality 51 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,683 to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back, 52 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,309 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us 53 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,502 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years! 54 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,045 I'm an emancipated adult! 55 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,964 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future! 56 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,841 Don't let him reset us! 57 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,844 This is why I have bedtime wine. 58 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,268 {\an8}My hands! A child's hands! 59 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,021 {\an8}You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?! 60 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,440 {\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything. 61 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,775 {\an8}Put that mindblower gun down. 62 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,029 {\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long. 63 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,405 {\an8}Long enough to go to law school 64 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,948 {\an8}and revolutionize engineering. 65 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,909 {\an8}Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit. 66 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,286 {\an8}A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering. 67 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,662 {\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom! 68 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,456 {\an8}I fell in love, ran a country, 69 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,499 {\an8}visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines. 70 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,251 {\an8}I can't lose those memories! 71 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,670 {\an8}I wanna remember it, too. 72 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,589 {\an8}Dad, I think the kids should be allowed to do 73 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,692 {\an8}whatever they want with what you did to their brains. 74 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,110 {\an8}You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults 75 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,011 {\an7}in child bodies? Good luck with that. 76 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,512 {\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick! 77 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,265 {\an8}You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns! 78 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,392 {\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school! 79 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,228 {\an8}Give me a holler when this goes south. 80 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,565 {\an8}There's literally no limit to what I can achieve. 81 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,984 {\an8}Student body president. Valedictorian. 82 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,154 {\an8}Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting. 83 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,406 {\an8}Maybe just hold onto 17. 84 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,078 {\an8}- Cold much? - You're nipping out. 85 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,788 {\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do 86 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,539 {\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes. 87 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,625 {\an8}Your body violates our code of conduct, missy. 88 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,085 {\an8}- Go home and change. - But... 89 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,962 {\an8}Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me. 90 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,422 {\an8}Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina. 91 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,632 {\an8}She's nipping even harder! 92 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,384 {\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches! 93 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,178 {\an8}Every time I think our friendship 94 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,554 {\an8}can't get any stronger. 95 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,640 {\an8}I know. You're truly my sister. 96 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,314 {\an8}School's not what you remember, huh? 97 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,483 {\an8}I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me. 98 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,566 {\an8}Those girls probably still believe people like them 99 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,988 {\an8}for their personality and that recycling is real. 100 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,240 {\an8}- Hey, do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Here. 101 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,043 {\an8}At least they're too dumb to do real damage. 102 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,410 {\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma, 103 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,930 {\an8}as opposed to a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole. 104 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,955 {\an8}Wow. 105 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,249 {\an8}Which is how I describe my first marriage. 106 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,960 {\an8}You got married in there?! 107 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,878 {\an8}The best part was, I supported him 108 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,422 {\an8}while he worked on his music. 109 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,300 {\an8}Been there. It's like, I can either be the primary earner 110 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,968 {\an8}or your mommy. I can't be both. 111 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,721 {\an8}Yeah. 112 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,599 {\an8}A third mimosa? 113 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,268 {\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon? 114 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,769 {\an8}- Who are we? - Who are we? 115 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,606 {\an8}Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother. 116 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,941 {\an8}Goals! 117 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,152 {\an8}I love this version of you. 118 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:23,281 {\an8}You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that. 119 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,575 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth? 120 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,328 Absolutely! And I'll call you... 121 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,330 - Summer? - Oh, right. Of course. 122 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,124 You were able to achieve so much in there. 123 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,375 Hashtag girl boss. 124 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,337 I hate when grown women call themselves girls. 125 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,088 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic. 126 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,673 Speaking of grown women, 127 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,425 maybe it's time for a little upgrade? 128 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,552 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become. 129 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:47,013 You don't need some cliché makeover. 130 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,598 I meant for both of us. 131 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,433 Do you just buy your shirts from Target 132 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,060 or do you also work there? 133 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,063 Aww, Beth! I was joking! 134 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,814 Part of my management style. 135 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,691 But isn't comedy just the revelation 136 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,360 of an unacknowledged truth? 137 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,444 Think about it. 138 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,780 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout! 139 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,550 The hell are you doing, Morty? 140 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,052 Get your hands off my death race car! 141 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,410 The struts were a little off. 142 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,120 The struts were a little... 143 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,247 Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off. 144 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,625 Picked up a few skills when I was inside. 145 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,751 The matrix? 146 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:17,834 Matrix prison. 147 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,545 Oh. Badass. 148 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,631 This is that death race on Vega Five, right? 149 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:22,924 Space and land? 150 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,550 - Yeah, actually. - Toss me a beer. 151 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,874 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block. 152 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,389 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often. 153 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,559 Morty! What are you doing?! 154 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,603 - I'm getting Rick's attention! - Freeze! 155 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,021 Fuck you! None of this is real! 156 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,773 - Morty, run! - Hey! Thieves! 157 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,608 Never take what's not yours, 158 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,819 especially if it's a phone charger! 159 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,279 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger! 160 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,198 We learned our lesson! Now let us out! 161 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,617 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now! 162 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,578 You have the right to remain plugged in! 163 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,581 Any charger you steal can and will be used against you. 164 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,375 {\an8}- Summer, help! - Sorry, Morty! 165 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,794 But one of us has to find a way out of here! 166 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,129 Summer! 167 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,143 C... CJ. 168 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,770 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff, 169 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,272 you have to say it out loud. 170 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,774 I... I just miss them. 171 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,402 You know what, pal? 172 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,821 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea. 173 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,114 Bottoms up. 174 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,242 Wow. You can really pull that look off. 175 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,827 I could never go short. 176 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,412 It's called disruption. 177 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,706 If you don't take risks, you don't grow. 178 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,292 For me, this is pretty bold. 179 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,336 I guess everyone has to start somewhere. 180 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,964 What do you think of this? 181 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,759 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack. 182 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,094 I thought you wanted to feel more confident. 183 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,555 Now, this says confidence. 184 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,183 It also says $3,000! 185 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,852 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself? 186 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,355 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer. 187 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,941 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude 188 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,734 with a major in chargers and a minor in... 189 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,694 - Let me guess. - English Lit. 190 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,488 Beth, I can't make you 17 again, 191 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,323 but I can give this gift of knowledge: 192 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,075 Life is slipping away. 193 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,826 It's time to make some big changes 194 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,496 or get comfortable with some big regrets. 195 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,790 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what? 196 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,918 - And steel plates. - Good stuff. 197 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,378 Oh! Look at that, Rick! 198 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,837 They got a sale on rebar! 199 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,674 Hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one free bar?! 200 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:12,093 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal! 201 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,305 I gotta hand it to you. This feels pretty good. 202 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,224 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty. 203 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,850 Feels good to use your hands. 204 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,981 She's purring like an oily little kitten! 205 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,025 Wow. You guys are... 206 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,736 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh? 207 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,613 Suburbia. 208 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,657 Dad, can I talk to you? 209 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,785 Listen. If this is about the beers, Morty's cool. 210 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,287 He has like four Purple Hearts. 211 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,789 Five. Those and a nickel will get you a cup of coffee. 212 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,708 Disillusioned Morty! 213 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,167 Love this guy! 214 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,335 Listen, Beth. 215 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,087 If you wanna judge someone, call Jerry. 216 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,338 I can't. My phone's dead. 217 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,550 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on. 218 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,260 You need a charger? Use mine. 219 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,970 Oh. Okay. You sure? 220 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:01,058 Yeah, you're... You're gonna give that back, right?! 221 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,853 'Cause I can't impress upon you how... 222 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,949 Oh, God! 223 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,409 Oh, my God! 8-Ball! 224 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,288 No! No! CJ? Chop Block? 225 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,372 Marmaduke?! 226 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,923 8-Ball. He didn't make it. 227 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,343 We saw you die, man! 228 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,888 I can't... I can't die! 229 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,725 I got you. I got you. 230 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,352 I can't. I can't die. 231 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,625 Just take whatever you want. 232 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,126 Nothing out here fucking matters. 233 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,795 Wonder who he learned that from. 234 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,463 Probably someone too tamed 235 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,965 by neoliberal group think to buy a cool jacket. 236 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,301 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one. 237 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,822 Beth, that's not how it works. Gotta press it up against their head. 238 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,348 You just tried to mind-blow me?! 239 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,892 Summer! Get back here! 240 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,478 This is for your own good! 241 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,105 No, it's for your own good. 242 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,065 I thought you were my friend, bitch! 243 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,526 My friends don't talk to me like that. 244 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,777 Because you don't have any! 245 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,861 Hey! 246 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,365 All I want is to live my best life! 247 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,200 You're too scared to even try! 248 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,786 Did you just hot-wire that car? 249 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:44,954 Yes. 250 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,872 - Summer! - Later, Boomer! 251 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,168 Damn. That got out of hand fast. 252 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,545 Welp, I told her it would. 253 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,380 Smart man. Here. Check this out. 254 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,923 Me and CJ came up with it 255 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,859 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains. 256 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,970 {\an8}We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's. 257 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,115 {\an8}Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc. 258 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,265 Try her out. 259 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,558 "Charger" spelled backwards. 260 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,892 Cute. What's it do? 261 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,022 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart. 262 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,607 Thanks for the ride, Rick. 263 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,529 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too. 264 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:22,074 I've been planning this a lot longer than her. Anyway... 265 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,665 Cool tank! 266 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,505 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Something the matter, sir? 267 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,340 You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, 268 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,425 - would you? - What? 269 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,969 'Cause that's something you should never do. 270 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,347 Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?! 271 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,432 Who's Morty? 272 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,058 Is that someone you put in a matrix? 273 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,560 Yes! 274 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,356 {\an8}The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle 275 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,025 {\an8}is now heading towards a power plant 276 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,651 {\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley, 277 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,070 {\an8}the well-known nexus of America's power grid. 278 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,866 {\an8}Why create this unstoppable death machine? 279 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,410 {\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith, 280 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,495 {\an8}has this to say. 281 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,621 {\an8}Come into a wolf's house 282 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,414 and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit! 283 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,124 That's just the nature of the wolf! 284 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,794 That's just the nature of the wolf! 285 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,840 How's the neti pot coming, Summer? 286 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,511 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins. 287 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,307 Go away. I need my space. 288 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,393 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe. 289 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,729 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits. 290 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,856 They place all lost middle-aged women 291 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,193 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements. 292 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,862 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains? 293 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,531 Get the cacao. And the harmonium. 294 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,157 Honey, you shouldn't have to be 295 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,034 a lost middle-aged woman yet. 296 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,619 Take it from me. It sucks. 297 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,789 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, 298 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,124 including how hard it's gonna get. 299 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,294 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said. 300 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,171 I just don't know how to be your friend. 301 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,799 You don't have to be. You're my daughter. 302 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,512 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this, 303 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,722 but the energy here feels amazing. 304 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,890 That's called community. 305 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,409 And if we had more of it in this world, 306 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,852 and less factory-farmed beef, 307 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,979 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks 308 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,605 into nuclear power plants! 309 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,899 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor. 310 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,235 {\an8}What will you do when there's no power in the walls?! 311 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,611 What will you charge then?! 312 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,779 See? Beef brain. 313 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,739 Oh, God. I have to stop him. 314 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,825 - You know how? - I'm a tech CEO! 315 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,286 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do. 316 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,830 Mom. Hold my calls. 317 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,123 "Mom." 318 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,875 I like the sound of that. 319 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,544 I'll just need a credit card. 320 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,713 Please, sir. Not in the matrix. 321 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,090 You shouldn't put people in matrixes. 322 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,809 What the... Oh. 323 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,442 Matrix my ass! 324 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,208 This better be death race-related. 325 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,310 - CJ! - Hey! 326 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,862 CJ! 327 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,241 She's beautiful. Isn't she? 328 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,827 Morty... 329 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,579 I never had a brother. 330 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,831 Until you. 331 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,096 Death to Chargeria! 332 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,525 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead. 333 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,318 Full hearts, full charge. 334 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,779 Full hearts, full charge. 335 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,031 She's coming down! 336 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,743 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached! 337 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,161 I repeat, breached! 338 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,624 He's getting too close! 339 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,811 If he reaches the central power plant, 340 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,035 it'll trigger a chain reaction 341 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,686 that renders North America uninhabitable, 342 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,257 but also takes out all cell phones! 343 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,591 Fear not, Guard 344 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,052 The moat was installed for this exact scenario. 345 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,305 There's not a tank on Earth that can cross that water. 346 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,225 Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel! 347 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,519 Dear God. Run! 348 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,403 Morty! 349 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,198 None of this will bring CJ back! 350 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,200 Keep his name out of your mouth! 351 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,285 Whose name? 352 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,537 Christopher James Motorola, 353 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,706 Chargeant First Class?! 354 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,213 What do you know about CJ?! 355 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,548 This is all my fault, Morty. 356 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,216 You were the only real thing in there, 357 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,861 but I didn't treat you like you mattered. 358 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,904 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war. 359 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,931 But I did know, Morty. I did know. 360 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,142 Once I understood the rules of the matrix, 361 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,186 taking power was easy. 362 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,271 But making power wasn't. 363 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,191 There was only one way to make the charging science work... 364 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,568 All the lithium we could get our hands on. 365 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,321 We got it. 366 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,615 We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?! 367 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,450 No one can know about this. 368 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,456 It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it. 369 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,916 Because we had you. 370 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,126 An ex-con with no future, 371 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,712 no family, no way to die. 372 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,256 Morty, I never had a brother. 373 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,092 Until you. 374 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,885 You could have had a different life. 375 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,178 I could have given it to you. 376 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,475 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead. 377 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,144 Thank you, soldier. Full hearts, full charge. 378 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,313 We're lithium-rich! 379 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,940 You were my greatest asset. 380 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,192 And my darkest shame. 381 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,754 I also had your phones bugged, a tracking chip put in your spine, 382 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,922 and those birds you liked to feed 383 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,423 were spy cameras built by the government. 384 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,075 - My finches?! - I know you lost a brother in there. 385 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,618 Don't make me lose you. 386 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,870 It's like the pain is all I have left of him! 387 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,455 But he's gone! 388 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,624 He never existed in the first place! 389 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,876 Don't say that! Without you and your friends, 390 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,480 we never would have escaped the matrix. 391 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,922 Rick, he would have woken up and let us out! 392 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,132 On whose terms?! 393 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,295 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open. 394 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,062 And then they'd really be gone, all of them. 395 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,013 CJ, Chop Block... 396 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,223 Marmaduke... 397 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,016 8-Ball! Jesus! 398 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,270 I... I'm sorry, Morty. 399 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,521 You get to decide now. 400 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,648 What do you want to do? 401 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,316 I wanna go home. 402 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,652 Yeah. Let's go home. 403 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,157 It's okay! I'm alright now! 404 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,908 It's not you we were worried about! 405 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,077 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal 406 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,037 your grandpa's inventions! 407 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,873 What? 408 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,168 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions! 409 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,420 - No... - Motherfucker. 410 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,546 Matrix piece of shit! 411 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,631 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard! 412 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,676 {\an8}- Stop! - Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ! 413 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,887 You're not in a matrix! You're not in a matrix! 414 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,138 Rick? What the fuck?! 415 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,973 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson! 416 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,850 {\an8}I was just saying not to steal 417 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,560 such dangerous technology. 418 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,812 Your grandpa's obviously a genius. 419 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,480 - See?! - That's an actual guy, 420 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,941 making several obvious and valid statements. 421 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027 - Beer later? - I think my nose is broken. 422 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,617 - Aw, come on! - Aw, come on! 423 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,994 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing! 424 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,707 Rick! Are you gonna... 425 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,791 Yes. 426 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,836 - Ew! - What the hell?! 427 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,254 It's anti-radiation gel. 428 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,732 Your tits and bits will thank me later. 429 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,299 - Ew! - What the hell?! 430 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,809 So... nuclear reactor, huh? 431 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,977 I had PTSD! 432 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,187 Thank you for your service. 433 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,273 Oh, my God! You saved us from the... 434 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,734 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah. 435 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,694 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here. 436 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:41,573 Tip? I don't see an option lower than 20%. 437 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,658 There isn't one. 438 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,123 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while. 439 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,210 Alright. Is there anything else we need to do? 440 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,216 I'm gonna remember him. 441 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,509 But I'm gonna miss you. 442 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,635 You won't have to. 443 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,887 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now. 444 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,055 Ready to be kids again? 445 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,181 More than you know. 446 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,266 Yeah. 447 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,981 {\an8}What'd you do to us?! 448 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,524 {\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?! 449 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,900 Beats me. You asked for it. 450 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,318 - What?! Why?! - Whatever. 451 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,588 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry. 452 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,490 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! You gotta get this off of me! 453 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:24,825 It makes me uncomfortable! 454 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,619 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend. 455 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,671 What the hell? 456 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,755 Hi, Summer. 457 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,399 You probably won't remember making this, 458 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,092 but I just wanted to say... 459 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:45,053 I love you and you should love yourself. 460 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,180 The first thing your peers will try to take from you 461 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,807 is your adult empathy. 462 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,970 It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they... 463 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,561 Send a text. 464 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,900 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, bitch?! 465 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,645 Can I... help you? 466 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,939 Beth, it's time to come clean. 467 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,192 We "lost women" 468 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,444 feast on the young to stay middle-aged. 469 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,446 So, you're vampires? 470 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,365 Why not feed 'til you're young? 471 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,326 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth! 472 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:53,663 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank! 473 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,208 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk! 474 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,136 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe? 475 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,471 That's on you. 476 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,474 Did you get any of that?